- Boil water
- Pour boiling water over them
Jesse Pinkman and Walter White Jr on the set of Breaking Bad, 2009
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
thats how you get laid ANYBODY
Under the stars? You’d be hard pressed to make me ever take something like that down. I want one in my living room to watch movies and snuggle people. Just invite all my friends over to cuddle and watch Wreck-It Ralph or something, hell yes.
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
my essay isn’t done but i sure am
DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS
if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:
- torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
- wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
- cutting your hair
- and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the bible as well
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully
when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like
thats my favourite animal