How to get someone hot and wet

bootyguarcl:

  • Boil water
  • Pour boiling water over them
controlyourface:

Jesse Pinkman and Walter White Jr on the set of Breaking Bad, 2009

controlyourface:

Jesse Pinkman and Walter White Jr on the set of Breaking Bad, 2009

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

beldaran:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Under the stars? You’d be hard pressed to make me ever take something like that down. I want one in my living room to watch movies and snuggle people. Just invite all my friends over to cuddle and watch Wreck-It Ralph or something, hell yes.

beldaran:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Under the stars? You’d be hard pressed to make me ever take something like that down. I want one in my living room to watch movies and snuggle people. Just invite all my friends over to cuddle and watch Wreck-It Ralph or something, hell yes.

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

bagmilk:

when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like

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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal